Dear Abby

 

My husband hasn`t worked for the last 14 years . All he does is get dressed
in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies . I know he`s
cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand daughters .

 

I know because he brags about this to me  . He smokes fancy cigars and
drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night .

 

We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off !

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him , Abby ?
Your advice would be appreciated .....
         

Mad as Hell

 

 

 

 

Dear Mad as Hell,

 

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man . I suggest you
pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p!   

 

Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan , and try to act like a lady !

Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States , so try
acting like one !

 

          Abby

 

CAN'T PINPOINT THE PROBLEM?

"We Just Can't Seem to Pinpoint the Problem"      

The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim The Beltway Snipers were Muslims The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim The Underwear Bomber was a Muslim The U.S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims The London Subway Bombers were Muslims The Paris Night Club Bombers were Muslims The Moscow Theatre Attackers were Muslims The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims The Iranian Embassy Takeover, was by Muslims The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims The September 11th 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims Think of it: Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem Hindus living with Christians = No Problem Hindus living with Jews = No Problem Christians living with Shintos = No Problem Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem Confucians living with Baha'is = No Problem Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem Jews living with Atheists = No Problem Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem Christians living with Jews = No Problem Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem But: Muslims living with Hindus=Problem Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem Muslims living with Christians = Problem Muslims living with Jews = Problem Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem Muslims living with Shintos = Problem Muslims living with Atheists = Problem MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM **********SO THIS LEADS TO ************* They're not happy in Gaza They're not happy in Egypt They're not happy in Libya They're not happy in Morocco They're not happy in Iran They're not happy in Iraq They're not happy in Yemen They're not happy in Afghanistan They're not happy in Pakistan They're not happy in Syria They're not happy in Lebanon They're not happy in Nigeria They're not happy in Kenya They're not happy in Sudan ******** So, where are they happy? ********** They're happy in Australia They're happy in England They're happy in Belgium They're happy in France They're happy in Italy They're happy in Germany They're happy in Sweden They're happy in Norway They're happy in India They're happy in Canada & They're happy in the USA. They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves, THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy!   ******** So, What are their Major Organizations? ******** Islamic Jihad: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION ISIS/ISIL : AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Al-Qaeda: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Taliban: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Hamas: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Hezbollah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Boko Haram: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Al-Nusra: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Abu Sayyaf: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Al-Badr: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Muslim Brotherhood: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Lashkar-e-Taiba: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Palestine Liberation Front: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Ansaru: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Jemaah Islamiyah: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION Abdullah Azzam Brigades: AN ISLAMIC TERROR ORGANIZATION AND A LOT MORE! And We just can't figure out who's causing the problem.  But at least President Obama knows it's not the Muslims.  . NOW WE WANT TO BRING IN 180,000 MORE MUSLIM "REFUGEES" INTO OUR COUNTRY!! IS THAT RATIONAL?

IMPORTANT HISTORY

> Electing Hillary Clinton president would be like granting Satan
> absolution and giving him the keys to heaven!
>
>
> Amazing to me how much I have forgotten!
>
>
> When Bill Clinton was president, he allowed Hillary to assume authority
> over a health care reform. Even after threats and intimidation, she
> couldn’t even get a vote in a democratic controlled congress. This
> fiasco cost the American taxpayers about $13 million in cost for
> studies, promotion, and other efforts.
>
> Then President Clinton gave Hillary authority over selecting a female
> attorney general. Her first two selections were Zoe Baird and Kimba
> Wood – both were forced to withdraw their names from consideration.
> Next she chose Janet Reno – husband Bill described her selection as “my
> worst mistake.”
>
> Some may not remember that Reno made the decision to gas David Koresh
> and the Branch Davidian religious sect in Waco, Texas resulting in
> dozens of deaths of women and children.
>
> Husband Bill allowed Hillary to make recommendations for the head of
> the Civil Rights Commission. Lani Guanier was her selection. When a
> little probing led to the discovered of Ms. Guanier’s radical views,
> her name had to be withdrawn from consideration.
>
> Apparently a slow learner, husband Bill allowed Hillary to make some
> more recommendations.
>
> She chose former law partners Web Hubbel for the Justice Department,
> Vince Foster for the White House staff, and William Kennedy for the
> Treasury Department.
>
> Her selections went well:
> Hubbel went to prison, Foster (presumably) committed suicide, and
> Kennedy was forced to resign.
>
> Many younger voters will have no knowledge of “Travelgate.” Hillary
> wanted to award unfettered travel contracts to Clinton friend Harry
> Thompson – and the White House Travel Office refused to comply. She
> managed to have them reported to the FBI and fired. This ruined their
> reputations, cost them their jobs, and caused a thirty-six month
> investigation.
> Only one employee, Billy Dale was charged with a crime, and that of the
> enormous crime of mixing
>
> Still not convinced of her ineptness, Hillary was allowed to recommend
> a close Clinton friend, Craig Livingstone, for the position of Director
> of White House security. When Livingstone was investigated for the
> improper access of about 900 FBI files of Clinton enemies (Filegate)
> and the widespread use of drugs by White House staff, suddenly Hillary
> and the president denied even knowing Livingstone, and of course,
> denied knowledge of drug use in the White House.
>
> Following this debacle, the FBI closed its White House Liaison Office
> after more than thirty years of service to seven presidents.
>
> Next, when women started coming forward with allegations of sexual
> harassment and rape by Bill Clinton, Hillary was put in charge of the
> “bimbo eruption” and scandal defense. Some of her more notable
> decisions in the debacle was: She urged her husband not to settle the
> Paula Jones lawsuit. After the Starr investigation they settled with
> Ms. Jones. She refused to release the Whitewater documents, which led
> to the appointment of Ken Starr as Special Prosecutor. After $80
> million dollars of taxpayer money was spent, Starr's investigation led
> to Monica Lewinsky, which led to Bill lying about and later admitting
> his affairs.
>
> Hillary’s devious game plan resulted in Bill losing his license to
> practice law for 'lying under oath' to a grand jury and then his
> subsequent impeachment by the House of Representatives.
>
> Hillary avoided indictment for perjury and obstruction of justice
> during the Starr investigation by repeating, “I do not recall,” “I have
> no recollection,” and “I don’t know” a total of 56 times while under
> oath.
>
> After leaving the White House, Hillary was forced to return an
> estimated $200,000 in White House furniture, china, and artwork that
> she had stolen. What a swell party – ready for another four or eight
> year of this type low-life mess?
>
> Now we are exposed to the destruction of possibly incriminating emails
> while Hillary was Secretary of State and the “pay to play” schemes of
> the Clinton Foundation – we have no idea what shoe will fall next. But
> to her loyal fans - “what difference does it make?”

FUNNY

I think all sports fans will get a kick out of this letter written to the Chicago Tribune....

No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this  is funny. This guy is hilarious…

Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians.  If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.
The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for  the Confederacy?  No!  There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names.  Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los  Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.
Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children.  The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits.   Wrong message to our children.
The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children.
The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children.
The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go.  We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should.  Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.
As a die-hard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers???)

I always love your articles and I generally agree with them.  As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress

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Alaska Frontier Nurse

Autobiography of Lois Kroll, Henry's mother
While working for the Frontier Nursing Service in Kentucky and as Public Health Nurse in Alaska, Lois delivered more than 200 babies.
Lois first came to Alaska in 1937 after answering a small newspaper ad requesting a Public Health Nurse in Seldovia, Alaska. She applied for the position and to her surprise was accepted. When the Alaska Steamship Company ship, Aleutian arrived in Seldovia she remarked in her diary, "I met the outgoing nurse and inherited her cat and the boyfriend."
Upon arriving in Seldovia, Lois discovered that the landscape was dotted with outhouses. The people had no running water and were drinking polluted well water. Influenza, colds, and dysentery ran rapidly through the population. She immediately petitioned the Town Council to raise money for a pipeline and organized a group of men to install the water line from a makeshift dam at Fish Creek. Her job consisted of inoculating the population against typhoid, diphtheria, and smallpox and generally improve the living conditions and health of the people. Her territory was Seldovia, Homer, Kenai, Anchor Point, Port Graham and English Bay. The city of Soldotna didn't exist yet.
Having babies is a life and death matter. The stress of this occupation can wear heavy on a person after a few years. Here in her own words is her story titled, Frontier Living written for the Seattle, Ballard Senior Center 1990.

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This is the story of Henry Kroll I, who ran away from home at age eight and was raised by the Nez Perce Indians, learning their language and culture. He later became a circus strongman, chopper pilot, commercial fisherman, and deputy US Marshall. Henry was a constant source of invention and excelled at everything he did. He was fluent in seven languages. As a musician, he played every instrument. Every day was an adventure. From trapping live wolverines to defending himself from a bear with an axe, there was nothing he couldn't do. Read about the adventures of this fascinating man.

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Die with the Most Toys: Stuff you didn't learn in school

A Self-Help Guide
This amazing self-help guide provides the reader with an abundance of sensible, hands-on, and usable information. The author has put together IRS regulations, and tax tips for the financially affluent, proven business ventures for the middle class, and tips on how to get ahead, for the less affluent. This book contains powerful information on how to shop for second-hand furniture, appliances, bargain food, and other household items, as well as suggestions for reducing the cost of utilities. Very enlightening!
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Light years ahead of our present level of science the Authors, Brad Guth and Henry Kroll plotted our sun's course from Orion to Hercules to discover that we are in a 105,000-year elliptical orbit around a white dwarf star. At our closest point of one-tenth light year this star doubles the incoming invisible, ultraviolet light striking Earth creating the many layers of coal, oil and limestone laid down between ice ages. These are carbon-based, resources taken out of our atmosphere by plant growth using an invisible ultraviolet light from space. The same process that made the gypsum sheet rock on the wall of your house also made the oxygen you are currently breathing. You can't drive a car without a neutron star!

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Cosmological Ice Ages Book Two

Ice ages can come on in as little as ten to twenty years and last over 90,000 years. Most arable land is covered with mile-high sheets of ice. People can't grow food and have to move south or starve to death and freeze. We have less than fifteen-thousand, years between ages to develop technology to get off the planet to live in space, colonize other worlds, leave a record of our existence and we are screwing it up again. It is crucial for humanity to do this. Once humanity becomes conscious of these facts then it will eliminates religious wars, and corporate monopolies that lock up resources for world domination. Most of the world's population now lives in a religious manifestation of reality that must be brought back to reality in order to inherit the stars. This book is about raising consciousness for survival. To quote Dr. Steven Greer: "The inner development of consciousness eventually overtakes technology, simply because it must in order for the species to survive..."

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Philosopher's Stone: Immortality Discovered

Inside We Reveal the Substance Within the Ark of the Covenant!
This book is about an alien science so advanced that it is indistinguishable from magic and it may be the greatest discovery of the human race since fire. This technology has been locked up by secret societies for personal gain. Now for the first time in three thousand years it is available to you. This book contains 4 recipes to make manna in your kitchen!

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The Frog Is Cooked: Why you have to work two jobs to make ends meet

A Constitutional Petition for Redress of Grievance
Includes the report from Iron Mountain, Mad Cow, HAARP, Echelon, Taking back your Constitutional rights, Suing the Government and much more.
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204 pages
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Home of the Angels

NASA's Tether Experiment
This book is about NASA's long wire tether experiment. NASA astronauts filmed the experiment from the space shuttle Columbia with a hand-held video camera that contained a wide spectrum chip enabling the camera to pick up high ultraviolet images that ordinarily would be invisible to the human eye. The long wire tether satellite contained a reel with a 12-mile-lorig cable and instruments to measure voltage in the upper atmosphere. The satellite measured a voltage ranging from 12 to 14 million volts. While the astronauts were filming the experiment from a distance of fifty miles a sudden surge of over three million volts burnt the cable in half. After NASA retrieved the satellite switches were thrown and a CO2 tank valve had been opened.
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Sand Pirates

Foreign Affairs, Middle East History, and Contemporary Politics
An informative book of little known facts concerning U.S. involvement in the Middle East. The author examines the "follow the money" international foreign policy of the United States and its allies. This chronological account presents a concise overview of government misinformation to further an agenda of world domination through problem, reaction, solution, scenario. The author believes it is your civic duty to question government on all levels. To do otherwise is to forfeit your constitutional rights.
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Published 2003
76 pages
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Space Ships of the Gods

UFO and Extraterrestrial Handbook
This is a wonderful collection of documented UFO, and extraterrestrial activity, formatted in one comprehensive volume. The author takes you into the secretive world of the World War II era, German Third Reich space vehicle, rocket, and ballistic missile programs. He also narrates the post war catch-up space programs of the United States and Russia. Some of the this stuff has been around for awhile, but much of the new information will make your hair stand on end! The thorough, and detailed accounts of the 1999 Russian archeology find of ancient glass and porcelain coated Dolomite relief map segments, is reason enough to read this book.

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Gold of the Gods

A 30 Year Search for the Philosopher Stone
Carried in the Ark of the Covenant this Anti-Gravity Superconductor was used by God's Angels to create man. Later it was used by the priests to talk to God. The gifts that go with the Manna are perfect telepathy. You will know good and evil when it is in the room with you. You can project your thoughts, levitate, walk on water, and live forever. This is an intriguing manuscript, which examines ancient Egyptian historical events, ancient Hebrew history, the artifacts, and the Israelite Ark of the Covenant, life extension, levitation. and many other ancient secrets of life. The author's research is a very comprehensive integrated study of ancient history, theological legends, and their relation to paranormal phenomena. Part adventure story, part legend, and part wilderness novel, the information compiled in this work is so richly evocative it defies definition.
Author - Henry Kroll
Published 2003
219 pages
$19.95 Paperback - ISBN: 1412004691
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GEORGE SOROS GUN GRAB...THIS AFFECTS YOU!

Marlin Firearms bought and CLOSED by Soros.   Even if you don't own a gun - this will affect you!

                                            

    MARLIN FIREARMS IS CLOSING ITS DOORS  Even if you do not own a gun you need to know this.  

    This was checked on "Truth or Fiction" who verified it.  They can be trusted  more than Snopes.  Marlin Firearms is already closing its doors!  They are doing it to us, America! All gun owners and sportsmen/women need to see this.  We cannot rely on the media to inform us of these types of happenings.  Something you may not know that Is happening! Who is buying the companies manufacturing guns???   For the last several years a company called The Freedom Group has been buying up gun and ammunition manufacturers.  Some of the companies are Bushmaster, Marlin, Remington, DPMS, Dakota Arms and H&R.  Some people worry that this Freedom Group is going to control most of the firearms companies in the United States.  If you control the manufacturers you can decide to stop selling to civilians. 

    What a perfect way to control guns.  Now if you do some digging you will see that The Freedom Group is owned by a company called Cerberus Capital Management.  Guess who controls Cerberus???  GEORGE SOROS, Obama's chief financier!!  He wants to restrict or ban all civilian guns.  Please pass this on to all  your freedom loving friends. This needs to come out.  Why have we not heard about this in the "mainstream" media?   I would think this would be BIG news.

    (Soros also owns Progressive Insurance - Flo).   If you don't know who George Soros is, you need to do some research.  This One-World Government atheist backed Obama with millions of dollars and Obama is a puppet  on a string controlled by Soros. 

           

             Send  this to every gun owner you know