This morning, the Muslim
Brotherhood warned the United States that if thee
United States continued meddling in Egypt ,
Libya , and other potential hot spots in the
Middle East, they intend to cut off America 's
supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this
action does not yield sufficient results, cab
drivers will be next, followed by Dell,
AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else
fails, they have threatened not to send us any more presidents either.
It's gonna get ugly, people.