Unbelievabley funny...

Holy **** , listen to this (48 seconds)

http://www.ourlighterside.com/2013/09/20/dr-james-d-manning-on-obama/

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Have a great day 
Sir Richard James, McDonald 
KNYAZ Cte MKSJ KOC KR PhD JD LLD

LIFE SUPPORT ON EARTH

            Life-support shortage?

In 1600 Queen Elizabeth I and a few intimates founded the East India company. Exercising her crown privileges the Queen granted the company limited liability for losses on the part of the enterprise backers. They could lose their money if the ship were lost, but they could not be held liable for the lives of the sailors who were drowned. While the owners could insure and very greatly limit the magnitude of their losses, the sailors and their families could not.

“Ltd.”—limited, in England—and “Inc.”—incorporated in the U. S. A.—and other similar legal definitions in all capitalist countries constitute “for ages uncontested” –ergo, custom-validated and legal-judgments-upheld-royal decrees greatly favoring ig-money capitalism over the mortal, breadwinner-loss-taking vast majority of the poor.

Elizabeth’s East India Company scheme was to have her national navy (and armies) first win mastery of the world’s sea-lanes. This advantage would thereafter e exploited by her privately owned enterprise. This scheme became of the first of such national power structures bids for establishing and maintaining world-trade supremacy through dominance of the world’s ‘high seas’ ocean currents’, trade winds’, critical straits’, and only-seasonably-favorable passages’ world-around line of vital and desirable supplies. All the other world-power-stature individuals who vied for supreme mastery of the world’s high seas lines of supply also operated invisibly through monarchs and nations over whom they had sufficient influence.

Through such behind-the –throne influence the influenced nation’s resources could be politically maneuvered into paying for building and operation pf the navies and armies that would seek to establish and protect their respective privately owned enterprises.

With the Battle of Trafalgar in 1805 the British Empire won “the world’s power structures championship” and became historically the first empire “upon which” it is said, “the sun never sets”. This is because it was the first empire in history to embrace the entire spherical planet earth’s 71-percent maritime, 29-percent landed, wealth-producing activities. All precious empires—Genghis Khan’s, Alexander the Great’s, the Roman Empire, et al,-- were all land areas surrounded by the unknown. The British Empire was the world’s first spherically closed finite system.

Building and maintaining the world’s most powerful navy, The British Empire was to maintain its sovereignty of the world’s oceans for 113 years.

In 1800 Thomas Malthus, later professor of political economics of the East India Company College, was the first human in history to receive a comprehensively complete inventory of the world’s vital and economic statistics. The accuracy of the pre-Trafalgar 1800 inventory was verified by a similar world inventory taken by the East India Company in 1810. In a later post-Trafalgar—book Malthus confirmed in 1810 his 1800 finding that world-around humanity was increasing in numbers at a geometrical progression rate while increasing its life-support production at only an arithmetical progression rate, ergo, an increasingly majority of humans would have to live out their short years in want and misery.

“Pray all you want” said Malthus, “it will do you no good. There is no more”

A half-century later Darwin expounded his theory of evolution, assuming that nature’s inexorable processes were the consequences of “the survival only of the fittest species and individuals within those species.”

Karl Marx compounded Malthus’s and Darwin’s scientifically convincingly conclusions and said, in effect, “The worker is obviously the fittest to survive. He is the one who knows how to handle the tools and seeds to produce the life support. The opulent others are ‘parasites’.

The opulent others said, “We are opulent because we demonstrate Darwin’s ‘fittest to survive.’ The workers are dull and visionless. What is needed in this world is big-thinking enterprises, courage, cunning, and fighting skill.”

For the last two centuries these two ideologies have dominated the political affairs of world-around humanity. Each side says you may not like our system, but we are convinced we have the ‘fittest’, fairest, most ingenious, way of coping with the lethal inadequacy of life support operative on the planet, but because there are those who disagree diametrically on how to cope, only all-out war can resolve which system is fittest to survive.”

Those in supreme power politically and economically as of 1980 are as yet convinced that our planet Earth has nowhere nearly enough life support for all humanity. All books on economics have only one basic tenet—the fundamental scarcity of life support. The supreme political and economic powers as yet assume that is has to be either you or me. Not enough for both. The hat is why those in financial advantage fortify themselves even further, reasoning that unselfishness is suicidal. That is why the annual military expenditures of the U.S.S.R., representing socialism and the U.S.A. representing private enterprise have averaged over $200 billion a year for the last thirty years, doubling it to $400 billion –making a thus-far-total of six trillion, money spent in developing the ability to kill ever-more people, at ever-greater distances, in ever-shorter time.

If that money had been spent developing newer and better methods of agriculture and colonizing other planets such as Mars and the Moons of Jupiter there would be no threat of a life-support shortage. There is plenty of real-estate out there for those with enough ambition, intelligence and guts to go get it. Get up off your haunches…   

ANOTHER FAKE BIN LADEN STORY

Another Fake Bin Laden Story
Paul Craig Roberts
RT, one of my favorite news sources, has fallen for a fake story put out by the Pentagon to support the fantasy story that a SEAL team killed Osama bin Laden, who died a second time in Abbottabad, Pakistan, a decade after his first death from illness and disease. http://rt.com/usa/202895-navy-seal-shot-binladen/
This fake story together with the fake movie and the fake book by an alleged SEAL team member is the way the fake story of bin Laden’s murder is perpetrated. Bin Laden’s alleged demise at the hands of a SEAL team was a propaganda orchestration, the purpose of which was to give Obama a hero’s laurels and deep six Democratic talk of challenging his nomination for a second term.
Osama bin Laden died in December 2001 of renal failure and other health problems, having denied in his last recorded video any responsibility for 9/11, instead directing Americans to look inside their own government. The FBI itself has stated that there is no evidence that Osama bin Laden is responsible for 9/11. Bin Laden’s obituary appeared in numerous foreign and Arabic press, and also on Fox News. No one can survive renal failure for a decade, and no dialysis machine was found in the alleged Abbottabad compound of bin Laden, who allegedly was murdered by SEALs a decade after his obituary notices.
Additionally, no one among the crew of the ship from which the White House reported bin Laden was buried at sea saw any such burial, and the sailors sent messages home to that effect. Somehow a burial was held onboard a ship on which there are constant watches and crew on alert at all hours, and no one witnessed it.
Additionally, the White House story of the alleged murder of bin Laden changed twice within the first 24 hours. The claim that Obama and his government watched the action transmitted live from cameras on the SEALs’ helmets was quickly abandoned, despite the release of a photo of the Obama regime intently focused on a TV set and alleged to be watching the live action. No video of the deed was ever released. To date there is no evidence whatsoever in behalf of the Obama regime’s claim. Not one tiny scrap. Just unsubstantiated self-serving claims.
Additionally, as I have made available on my website, witnesses interviewed by Pakistan TV reported that only one helicopter landed in Abbottabad and that when the occupants of the helicopter returned from the alleged bin Laden compound, the helicopter exploded on takeoff and there were no survivors. In other words, there was no bin Laden corpse to deliver to the ship that did not witness a burial and no SEAL hero to return who allegedly murdered an unarmed bin Laden. Moreover, the BBC interviewed residents in Abbottabad, including those next door to the alleged “bin Laden compound,” and all say that they knew the person who lived there and it was not bin Laden.
Any SEAL who was so totally stupid as to kill the unarmed “Terror Mastermind” would probably have been courtmartialed for incompetency. Look at the smiling face of the man Who Killed Bin Laden. He thinks that his claim that he murdered a man makes him a hero, a powerful comment on the moral degeneracy of Americans.
So what is this claim by Rob O’Neill about? He is presented as a “motivational speaker” in search of clients. What better ploy among gullible Americans than to claim “I am the one who shot bin Laden.” Reminds me of the western movie: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. What better way to give Rob O’Neill’s claim validity than for the Pentagon to denounce his revelation for breaking obligation to remain silent. The Pentagon claims that O’Neill by claiming credit has painted a big target sign on our door asking ISIS to come get us
What unbelievable nonsense. ISIS and anyone who believed Obama’s claim to have done in bin Laden already knew, if they believed the lie, that the Obama regime claimed responsibility for murdering an unarmed bin Laden. The reason the SEAL team was prevented from talking is that no member of the team was on the alleged mission,
Just as the ship from which bin Laden was allegedly buried has no witnesses to the deed, the SEAL unit, whose members formed the team that allegedly dispatched an unarmed Terrorist Mastermind rather than to take him into custody for questioning, mysteriously died in a helicopter crash when they were loaded in violation of procedures in an unprotected 1960s vintage helicopter and sent into a combat zone in Afghanistan shortly after the alleged raid on “bin Laden’s compound.”
For awhile there were news reports that the families of these dead SEALS do not believe one word of the government’s account. Moreover, the families reported receiving messages from the SEALs that suddenly they felt threatened and did not know why. The SEALs had been asking one another: “Were you on the bin Laden mission?” Apparently, none were. And to keep this a secret, the SEALs were sent to their deaths.
Anyone who believes anything the US government says is gullible beyond the meaning of the word.

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Dr. Paul Craig Roberts was Assistant Secretary of the Treasury for Economic Policy and associate editor of the Wall Street Journal. He was columnist for Business Week, Scripps Howard News Service, and Creators Syndicate. He has had many university appointments. His internet columns have attracted a worldwide following. Roberts' latest books are The Failure of Laissez Faire Capitalism and Economic Dissolution of the West and How America Was Lost

THE CLINTONS HAVE IT FIGURED OUT...

The Clintons

Sent: Friday, October 24, 2014 3:50 PM
Subject: Fw: FW: The Clintons

Clinton's 20 Acre - $11 million mansion Read how the joke's on us!

Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator now comes under this fancy

"congressional retirement staffing plan" which means that if she never

gets re-elected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. If Bill out-lives her, he then inherits HER salary until he dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary out-lives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies, Guess who pays for that? WE DO!

>>>>>>>> It is common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency,

they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New

York...makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover around $10,000/month. But an extra residence had to be built by

the government on the acreage to house the Secret Service Agents. Any

improvement to the property is owned by the property owners...the

Clinton's. So...the Clinton's charge the federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of the extra residence to house the Secret Service staff which is just about equal to their mortgage payment.

>>>>>>>> He is the ONLY ex-president to use this loophole. This means that we, the taxpayers, pay the Clinton's, salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff and it is all perfectly

legal.

>>>>>>>>

>>>>>>>> When she runs for President, will you vote for her? How many people will YOU send this to?

May God supply you abundantly with His amazing grace.

blessings,

Cd 

WAR POWERS ACT 1917 must read

PRESS RELEASE: War Crimes Drama in Washington, DC Courtroom

By Santi 7 November 2014

Rod Class DC Gun Case Exposes the War Powers Act of 1917

Sacha Stone, London, England, founder of New Earth Nation, interviewed Rod Class about his DC Court Case three days before he was arrested in a bizarre series of circumstances October 28, 2014. This case has shined a focused spotlite on the level of Corruption going on in the Courtrooms of America.

The Rod Class DC Gun Case, 1:13-cr-00253-RWR, took an unexpected turn the morning of November 6. Former World Bank Lawyer Karen Hudes showed up at his hearing, along with a former FBI Agent, and several members of the AIB Radio Research Network.

Hudes, and those in attendance, were so outraged at the actions taken against the popular Legal Scholar that Hudes intends to file an Amicus Curae into the case to demand that the Judge set bail for the 60-year old Class. Hudes, and other concerned networks, want all interested parties to attend the Status Conference set for (Mon) 11/10/2014 at 11:30 AM in Courtroom 9 before Chief Judge Richard W. Roberts.

Sacha Stone, London, England, founder of New Earth Nation, co-hosted an interview with Rod Class about the upcoming Case a week before he was arrested under bizarre circumstances October 28, 2014, and held without bail in a DC jail.

That interview is available here

Rebecca Cope, Co-host, Adventures Into Sovereignty, Andrew Bartzis, Galactic Historian, New Earth Nation and Rising Life Media have in the works a documentary and E-Learning Series to present the SOURCE DOCUMENTS that Class has uncovered in his ten-year research. It is this information that has caused the system to go into over-drive to shut Class up, any way they can.

Class has been embroiled in a DC Gun Case since May, 2013, that should have been dismissed the first time Class filed his pro-se paperwork. The gun law he is charged with violating was ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in the Heller v Palmer case he cited in the first go-round.

Before his arrest, Class filed proof in a Superior Court of Record that he is a private citizen. He gave notice of this change to the DC Court. They denied it. He filed an Amicus Curiae to show cause on October 3, 6, 7, in the private to the judge and they ignored that as well. The Judge has Registered mail sitting in DC that they have refused to accept.

Rod Class stands mute on his Amicus Curiae to protect the public. The Judge and the Prosecutor and the Public Defender have used every ploy, including Diesel Therapy, riding him around in a bus until he is exhausted and demoralized, before they bring him before the Judge.

Think this can’t happen in America in 2014? What does Rod Class know that has caused the Judge to violate Article 100 of the Lieber Code? The Judge has breached the International Law Principles of the Nuremberg Tribunal. The Court does not seem to care.

Class’s efforts to hold corrupt officials accountable to the rule of law are legendary.

It was Class who forced the North Carolina Courts to admit, on the public record, that the Administrative Agents posing as “Public Officials” are NOT. The ruling from the Judge was clear: They are “private entities, in fact, CORPORATIONS.”

To make sure he understood what the Judge meant, Class asked for an Administrative Review. He placed evidence from the Governor’s website listing the various offices of “government” for North Carolina.

The ruling by Judge Ridgeway, 11 CV 1559, in 2011, proved what Class had uncovered through his research: The “Agencies”, including the elected Governor, are NOT ‘Public officials responsible to the people. They are not organized under the Executive Branch.’

Class now had the proof he needed: The Administrative Agencies posing as government answered to the United Nations and the International Monetary Fund. An unscrupulous International Banking Cartel under the thumb of the Vatican had taken over every function of government in the United States and forgot to tell the people. (And at least 118 other countries worldwide.)

The DC case has revealed the dirty little secret the Cartel has taken great pains to hide for 100 years. The War Powers Act of 1917 as amended was used by the Banking Cartel to set the people up for an extortion racket that makes the Mafia look like Sunday School teachers.

The War Powers Act, Aka Trading with the Enemy, was amended in 1933 via the Amendatory Act to set the people up to be charged as an Enemy of the State. The DC Judge has invoked this Act as his authority to charge Class.

There is one major problem: the Judge had to be appointed under the Constitution in order to preside over an Article III Constitutional court. It is the only way he and his cronies can gain access to the accounts set up for the people’s use under the provisions of the War Powers Act. Charging Class as a War Criminal allows them access to the accounts. They can partake of the “spoils of war” and believe they have no accountability for their crimes against humanity.

Article III of the Constitution, backed up by the 11th Amendment, limits the power of Judges to preside over Civil cases only. Criminal cases must be presented before a Jury. The Judge is a neutral blind observer. There must be an injured party before a case can commence. The jury must find the accused guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. The Judge declares the appropriate sentence. Robbery and murder are criminal offenses requiring a jury verdict, for instance.

Rod Class, a disabled veteran, did not injure anyone. He didn’t even break a law. Instead, he is accused in a set-up that is well-documented; he faces a possible prison sentence of 10 years for a Statutory violation that has already been ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court.

What type of court has the presumed authority to charge Class in a Civil action that carries a felony penalty that could land him in jail for years?

There is only one place in Statutory Law that gives a Judge any authority to preside over such a case: 50 USC Chapter 3, Section 23: War and National Defense. The War Powers Act of 1917, as amended, has been invoked.

Class understands this Act. His history lesson starts with the Civil War. The Banking Cartel funded the war efforts for the South. Lincoln refused to borrow money from them, preferring instead to conscript the resources of the American people as collateral to back his currency, the greenback. Lincoln was assassinated for his efforts, but he had given the bankers the perfect method to overthrow the fledgling Republic.

In 1913, during a Christmas Recess, the Cartel bribed enough Congressmen to pass the Federal Reserve Act. They set themselves up to print the currency for the USA. They started World War I in 1914. In 1917, they got the War Powers Act passed.

Understanding the ramifications of this Act 100 years later will make it clear why the Secret Shadow Government wants Rod Class shut up.

Reading the Act reveals how cleverly the American people were set up by the bankers and their agents. They stole the resources of the people, kept them as the spoils of war, and set the people up as war criminals. This Act explains why the Bankers and their cronies, the 1%, control all the resources, while the 99% struggle to survive, lose their homes to fraudulent foreclosures, and get railroaded before a War Crimes Tribunal on trumped-up charges.

During World War I, under the War Powers Act of 1917, and in full force and effect from that time forward, all private property belonging to the people was conscripted for the use of the war effort. To conscript means “to draft for military service.”

This Act imposed restrictions deemed necessary “during a time of war.” What was formerly a right – to trade with anyone anywhere – now became a “privilege” requiring permission. One had to apply for a license to “trade with the enemy.” License and Registration procedures were put in place to keep up with the property the people contributed to the war effort.
The Alien Property Custodian, Agent in charge of registration, was required to keep up with the contribution of the people. This Agent had authority to create war bonds, or death bonds, or other means, using the people as collateral to fund the war debt.

Under Power of Attorney Appointment, the Agent was appointed Trustee of the Trusts set up for such purposes. All rights, title, and interest to manage the people’s property as if it was owned by the Government was placed under the Agent’s control.

EXCEPT: The Alien Property Custodian had to settle any claims brought before him resulting from the use of the people’s property. Under Section 7, “No person shall be held liable in any court for anything done or admitted under this Act.”

Courts were not allowed to hold peaceful inhabitants accountable for failure to pay a debt. The people had no choice in the matter, all property belonged to the State, under Section 9 of the War Powers Act, the Alien Property Custodian was required by law to settle the debts. All one had to do was present the claim under Oath, via signature, and it had to be settled.

UNLESS: a person was guilty of War Crimes. If one was even suspected of aiding and abetting the enemy, all such property could be confiscated and permanently turned over to the State, and no such compensation would be required.

Please read that last paragraph about ten times. It provides major clues why neither you nor your grandparents nor great-grandparents ever saw any debts paid or resources returned “after the war is over.”

World War I was over in 1918. How can the War Powers Act of 1917 still be in force?

Most people do not know their history like Rod Class does. They are not aware of the National Banking Emergency declared in 1933 that has never been lifted. They do not know that a price was put on the head of every newborn through the Social Security Act of 1935. Section 501 set a price of $1.8 million per live birth, and Section 502 gave the government mandatory funding of $1 Million for every year thereafter, in 1935 dollars. This funding was conscripted from the future labors of the offspring and placed in trust. The Alien Registration Act of 1940 set up the method to assign a unique name and number to each child. The Birth Certificate, issued in the given name of the newborn, provides proof that a trust was set up, and a Government Copywrite Trademark issued, in order for the Custodian to have a means to settle any debts.

Rod Class, 60, has provided, at minimum, $61.8 million, to “the government” to settle his debts. His paltry military disability check will not even pay for the rising costs of his defense in the DC case. He has to depend upon donations. If he goes to prison, his pension will be pulled and his wife, who is also disabled, will not have funds to live on. Yet someone had access to those funds and more.

The provisions passed in 1917 set the people up to be used as collateral for the currency. In exchange, the Federal Reserve Board, a for-profit, private enterprise with no more “federal” standing than Fed-Ex, had agreed to pay the debts of the government. That included the needs of the people.

Need a new car? Present a bill with your signature to the Custodian. The Banking Cartel had agreed to settle all debts in exchange for the rights to print the currency.

Today, the Department of Motor Vehicles claims the right to conscript the Manufacturer’s Statement of Origin when a new vehicle is purchased. The auto dealer is told to send it to STATE OF (home state). The private party who paid for the vehicle receives a Certificate of Title from DMV, “equitable title,” a “beneficial interest” to use the vehicle. Proof of Driver’s License is required for permission to use what was thought to be the private property of the one who “bought” it.

The Register of Deeds converts real estate transactions into a fee-simple Warranty Deed. The former owner is now subject to a Tenant (property) Tax to use the property. Building permits, restrictions, and fines accrue if one fails to maintain the property as specified by the owner. Fail to pay the Property tax for two years and the “tenant” can be forced off the land even if there is no mortgage.

“The Agents” are conscripting and claiming ownership of the people’s resources like clockwork for some undisclosed party. Why is the Agent not paying the debts of the people as required by law?

Title 31, Judiciary, traces how it requires the Judge, the Prosecutor, and the Public Defender in order to access the account in the “Defendant’s” name. Rod Class filed his paperwork to require the Prosecutor and the Public Defender to act as Trustee in order to honorably settle any accounts that were required in order to settle his DC Case. The Judge “denied” his paperwork, as he has denied countless pages which expose the grand swindle.

When a Judge accuses the “Defendant” of a war crime, the Judge can gain access the accounts set up to settle any debts. He can preside over the creation of court bonds, prison bonds, and gain access to municipal funding as “legal” bribes for looking the other way when he knows that a man is not guilty of any crime. He pads his retirement account as an agent for the Cartel.

As a War Criminal, Class has no rights and no remedy. The Judge can deny him access to the accounts, no matter that he files proper protocol, proves that he is not an enemy of the State, and places proof of the accounts. He has no means, method, nor duty to access the accounts. That is the Fiduciary Duty of the Judge and the Court acting as Bank on behalf of the Cartel.

A Judge does not have to prove that Class is an Enemy of the State. The charge itself is enough for the Judge and his cronies to access the accounts and put the spoils of war in their own pocket.

So Rod Class utilized the only choice left to him. He served notice that he is not a “US Citizen” under presumption of authority to the Corporations Posing as Governments. He filed proof of his Private Citizen Status.

The result: The Judge knows what Class has filed so he circumvents justice by failure to pick up the Registered Mail.

The comedy of errors has been well-documented by Class and his band of Researchers. The Trailer for the Documentary Series will be released in the coming days. The Source Documents Class teaches from reveals the truth of the methods used by the Cartel to take over every function of government while the people weren’t paying attention. For more information, contact info@adventuresintosoevereignty.com. Request information on the E-Learning Course that is in production to reveal the Source Documents from the Congressional Record, from various Acts, and from a deep understanding of the Statutes and Codes that have allowed a Judge to treat himself and his cronies to the “spoils of war” at the people’s expense.

Class has placed his paperwork in an archive that is readily available on the internet. His teaching is freely available on the AIB Radio Network on Talkshoe.com. Various international organizations, including New Earth Nation, have his back. An International Tribunal is under organization to hold these illegal Agents and the Corporations posing as Government accountable to the Rule of Law.

This article was written with help from the Rod Class Research Network by Rebecca Cope, Co-ordinator, New Earth Nation Law Academy. For information about the International Tribunal for Natural Justice contact Rebecca@humanitad.org

http://www.newearth.media/press-release-war-crimes-drama-in-washington-dc-courtroom/

AFFECTS OF FLUORIDE TOOTHPASTE...

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken

McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets (Unbelievable but sadly true...)

TWO

I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the

belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they

wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code

so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired

as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.' (keep shuddering!!)

FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they

(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'

PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!

FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and

said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?'

'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it

on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.

Brunette, by the way!!

SIX A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had

eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the

mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh.....it is all true...

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. I n a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

· 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to every one you can remember right now!

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night 

Barack Hussein Ebola Send this to someone...

HOORAY a 53-46 vote:

It's about time a list of name of people in the Congress is made public who think up stupid things to put in law and vote for them.

DEAR FRIENDS,

HALLELUJAH... HALLELUJAH... HALLELUJAH.

HOORAY; a 53-46 vote.  Hooray nothing, that's 7 votes, these people have to go.  The U.N. Resolution 2117 lists 21 points dealing with firearms control, but perhaps of most interest is point number 11.  It:“CALLS FOR MEMBER STATES TO SUPPORT WEAPONS COLLECTION and DISARMAMENT of all UN countries”.

By a 53-46 vote - The U.S. Senate voted against the U.N. resolution.

HOORAY.

This is that brief, glorious moment in history while everyone stands around... reloading.

Now, Which 46 Senators Voted to Destroy Us?  Well, let their names become known!  See below..  If you vote in one of the states listed with these 46 “legislators” vote against them.

In a 53-46 vote, the Senate narrowly passed a measure that will stop the

United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty.

The Statement of Purpose from the Senate Bill reads:

“To uphold Second Amendment rights and prevent the United States from entering into the United Nations Arms Trade Treaty.”  The U.N. Small Arms Treaty, which has been championed by the 0bama Administration, would have effectively placed a global ban on the import and export of small firearms.  The ban would have affected all private gun owners in the U.S.  and had language that would have implemented aninternational gun registry, now get this, on all private guns and ammo.

Astonishingly, 46 out of our 100 United States Senators were willing to give away your Constitutional rights to a foreign power.

Here are the 46 senators who voted to give your rights to the U.N.

Baldwin (D-WI)

Baucus (D-MT)

Bennett (D-CO)

Blumenthal (D-CT)

Boxer (D-CA)

Brown (D-OH)

Cantwell (D-WA)

Cardin D-MD)

Carper (D-DE)

Casey (D-PA)

Coons (D-DE)

Cowan (D-MA)

Durbin (D-IL)

Feinstein (D-CA)

Franken (D-MN)

Gillibrand (D-NY)

Harkin (D-IA)

Hirono (D-HI)

Johnson (D-SD)

Kaine (D-VA)

King (I-ME)

Klobuchar (D-MN)

Landrieu (D-LA)

Leahy (D-VT)

Levin (D-MI)

McCaskill (D-MO)

Menendez (D-NJ)

Merkley (D-OR)

Mikulski (D-MD)

Murphy (D-CT)

Murray (D-WA)

Nelson (D-FL)

Reed (D-RI)

Reid (D-NV)

Rockefeller (D-WV)

Sanders (I-VT)

Schatz (D-HI)

Schumer (D-NY)

Shaheen (D-NH)

Stabenow (D-MI)

Udall (D-CO)

Udall (D-NM)

Warner (D-VA)

Warren (D-MA)

Whitehouse (D-RI)

Wyden (D-OR)

What?  No Republicans????

Folks:

This needs to go viral.  These Senators voted to let the UN take OUR guns.

They need to lose their next election.  We have been betrayed.

46 Senators Voted to Give your Constitutional Rights guaranteed by the 2^nd Amendment to the U.N.

What constitutional right will be next??

Please send this to SOMEONE!