Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied -
"12.1 million illegal immigrants;
3.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people,
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Congress.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?