Why to vote democrat...

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Ten reasons to vote Democrat by Letterman
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> THESE ARE GREAT AND RIGHT ON
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> Ten reasons to vote Democrat by
> Letterman
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> #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
> marry
> whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German
> Shepherd.
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> #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
> 4% on a gallon
> of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
> at 15% isn't.
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> #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a
> better
> job of spending the money I earn than I
> would.
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> #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long
> as
> nobody is offended by it.
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> #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
> gun,
> and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
> murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
> that gets
> police to your home in order to identify your body after a home
> invasion.
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> #5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
> babies
> being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
> comfy.
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> #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
> to
> free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should
> take away Social Security from those who paid into
> it.
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> #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not
> be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
> the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees
> it.
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> #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
> rewrite
> the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
> get their agendas past the voters.
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> … And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's
> better to
> pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
> because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here
> in
> America. We
> don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those
> other
> countries.
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> "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has
> its
> limits"… Albert Einstein
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> I know you all will appreciate this
> definition.
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> The best description of Obamacare so
> far:
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> Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find
> out
> what's in it."
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> A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's
> the
> definition of a stool sample."