BEST BAR JOKE EVER
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> 'Guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender!
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> The robot says, "What will you have?"
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> The guy says, "Whiskey."
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> The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"
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> The guy says," 168."
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> The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and
> medical technology.
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> The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar.
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> The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
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> The guy says, "Whiskey."
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> Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"
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> The guy says, "100."
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> The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers
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> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will
> try it one more time.
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> He goes back into the bar.
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> The robot says, "What will you have?"
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> The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.
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> The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"
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> The guy says, "Uh, about 50."
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> The robot leans in real close and says, "SO, . . . you people . . .
> still happy . . . with Barrack Obama???"
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