Saturday, August 4, 2012
I BELIEVE IN GUN CONTROL...
I believe in gun control.
You got to hold it with both hands or it will weigh more than you do.
A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?" He promptly replied, "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."
I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house? I said I did. She said, "Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded; it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No,not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too."
HAVE A NICE DAY!
I am a one per center. 99% of the people won’t pass this on!